When there are annoying neighbors who drop by your home, get in the pool and ask them to join you. Once they dive in, get out of the pool, pause the game, take out the steps leading out of the pool, then continue playing. Watch your troublesome neighbors drown.
When they die, be sure to sell their tombstones so that their ghosts do not linger in your home during the wee hours. Otherwise they will disturb you while you paint or make your mac and cheese.
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