Sunday, March 30, 2008

Oodles from Ongar

While Ongar sleeps, you can also steal all his stuff and sell it to him XD Just make sure he doesn’t catch you of course. Anyway I think he’s too tired to notice:

"I’m really tired… can we get on with this?" He says this with that really droopy expression on his face. No wonder he is known as Ongar the World-Weary XD

Murder in the Pool

When there are annoying neighbors who drop by your home, get in the pool and ask them to join you. Once they dive in, get out of the pool, pause the game, take out the steps leading out of the pool, then continue playing. Watch your troublesome neighbors drown.

When they die, be sure to sell their tombstones so that their ghosts do not linger in your home during the wee hours. Otherwise they will disturb you while you paint or make your mac and cheese.